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Post: Chicago Cubs Jokes
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Fri-28-jul-2006 Posted by Mike Chicago Cubs Jokes
Here are a few kinda funny Chicago Cubs jokes:

What did Jesus say to the Chicago Cubs last time he was on Earth?
Don't do anything till I get back.

What does a gay bear and October have in common?
No Cubs.

What do you call a Chicago Cubs player with a World Series ring?
A thief.

There are some other really funny ones (especially this one about Dusty Baker), but I should not post them [sigh].

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Comment posted 10-08-2006 | # 00077 | Comment by Roach | mod post | Score: 2 (Funny)
Why dont the cubs have a website?

Because they cant put 3 w's together

Comment posted 12-05-2008 | # 00255 | Comment by anonymous | mod post | Score: 1 (Normal)

Comment posted 15-07-2015 | # 00320 | Comment by anonymous | mod post | Score: 1 (Normal)
Q. Why are cubs fans best to date?
A. They aren't expecting a ring

Q: Whats the difference between the Chicago Cubs and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.

Q: What's the difference between dirt and the Chicago Cubs?
A: Nothing...they both always get swept.