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The most popular posts *ever*, in the more than 400 posts on this blog, are the
Chicago Cubs jokes. So I have decided to recompile some of my favorite jokes:|
Q. Why are cubs fans best to date?
A. They aren't expecting a ring.
Q: Whats the difference between the Chicago Cubs and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What's the difference between dirt and the Chicago Cubs?
A: Nothing...they both always get swept.
Q: What did Jesus say to the Chicago Cubs last time he was on Earth?
A: Don't do anything till I get back.
Q: What does a gay bear and October have in common?
A: No Cubs.
Q: What do you call a Chicago Cubs player with a World Series ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What they call winning teams in Chicago?